Chunky or crunchy (relieve yourself of rheumatic discomfort)

Not laying on the floor in a drunken stupor eating a hamburger because my wife is abusive and refuses to take a drug test. But what if they're both unfit? He's got a terrible drinking problem and the judge was satisfied, so he got sole legal custody and she gets the kids occasionally and has to go to anger management and take alcohol tests. Were they asked who they wanted to live with? What does this mean for the kids? These kids have been this football between them for years. I know people who have lived around them. It's hard to break that cycle. A lot of people handle divorce bady. They have huge egos.
– Harvey Levin from TMZ on NBC's Today on Saturday morning.